Hair Wars @ W Scottsdale, AZ 1-30-11

Hairs Wars at the W, Scottsdale
When I arrived I found that she too was succumbing to an attack from dreamland and I hurried to scoop her out of bed and force her into the shower. Hours later we had navigated our way to Scottsdale and when we drove by the W, scouring the streets for parking, I saw a crowd of people waiting impatiently to enter the venue. I was quite skillful instructing Michele on how to find parking in an area of Scottsdale where there is rarely a place to park during club hours. Michele was quite skillful navigating me through the crowd, managing to get us our Media passes, and whisking us through the entrance past the crowds in effortless motion.
Once inside, I paused to take a breath, set up the camera, and orient myself. Weird people were walking by me. They were looking at me like I was weird. I was starting to question reality. Then I realized I was in Scottsdale. This was Hair Wars, and being almost completely ignorant of pop-culture, I had no idea what it was and why I was there except that I knew it was supposed to be fun. And fun is the point, isn’t it? Otherwise, why the heck would I want to lug around eight pounds of camera gear for four or five hours on a Sunday night? In situations like this I have two choices: Complain about how I will have to contort myself around drunken attendees hell-bent on knocking me over, spilling drinks on me, and destroying my gear or smack myself in the face and remember to have a good time. I chose the latter, despite my sore back and sleep deprivation. After all, at least I didn’t have to endure hours of getting my hair pulled and tussled, and my face powdered and painted and my body stuffed into some tight little number. I was starting to feel better thinking about that.
“And fun is the point, isn’t it? Otherwise, why the heck would I want to lug around eight pounds of camera gear for four or five hours on a Sunday night?”
Ben Mollin, finalist from the Bravo TV show Shear Genius was the emcee for the night. Ten salons with ten models each were competing. Ohana Salon & Spa, Salon Surreal, Studio 3-26, Ramon Bacaui, Hair in High Definition, Sleeping Beauty Salon, Mila Salon and Spa, Beauty By Veronica, Saints & Scissors, and Elysium Salon were to battle it out. Walking the halls I realized how tense things were in the last hour of preparation. Nervous energy saturated the air. I worked my way upstairs to the outside pool and bar area, where they had set up the runway. Things up there were a little lighter. People were either already drunk or well on their way. After all, many of them had been here three hours or more already. I was enthralled by the fancy fire pits and multi-colored light features. The swimming pool looked delicious. I couldn’t help but wonder what an Adult Swim event would be like if it were to be held here.
Event planner Benjamin Moline started Hair Wars in Chicago 11 years ago. Benjamin is co-founder of Windy City Media, which now has offices in Scottsdale. Windy City does many other events, including Glam Live and Neon Barbie. Shortly, I’m huddled in a bee hive of photographers at the end of the runway. The end of the runway is considered to be the sweet spot for taking photos. I found myself day dreaming as is common for me. I imagined myself suspended in a harness, swinging on the end of a cable in the style of David Lee Roth, taking amazing photos just above the heads of the other photographers, and out of harm’s way. I snapped out of my stupor just in time to talk to a security guard and get the scoop on where I could position myself. It was quite a wait before Ben Mollin came out to kick things off. I whiled away the time by talking with Michele and texting my pal, Zainub. Michele razzed me about staring at a hot lady. I kept looking at her anyway.
“I imagined myself suspended in a harness, swinging on the end of a cable in the style of David Lee Roth…”
The rest of the night was a blur and I finally got into my groove and relaxed a little. I snapped shots. The models looked great. The crowd cheered and got drunker by the minute. It was quite pleasant to see that many of the models, if not the majority, had some meat on their bones and voluptuous curves. In the second half of the show, a blitzed chick sat down on the end of the runway and proceeded to fall off on her ass, almost knocking me over. Not long after that, an old man that was sitting near me ran up to the stage to pick up a bag of candy that a model inadvertently dropped on the runway. He spun around and attempted a wild pitch to his botoxed lady friend. Instead of going to her, the goodie bag collided with my camera. I was starting to wonder where my overhead rope was to swing me to safety and away from the raucous, hair-loving crowd. The show eventually ended and the crowd dispersed. I was happy to have survived it and incidentally, a bit stimulated by all the excitement.
The judges votes were tallied. Saints & Scissors were the winners. Salon Surreal and Hair In High Definition were both runner up. All three will be going to the national competition.














